Sex beans

Referring to testes, balls, testicles, nuts etc...

Mother: Do you know where your testes are?
Son: Oh, you mean my sex beans?

by Spiffy216 May 30, 2018

shart beans

Something that I randomly made up one day and now is this.
Idk really but like just say it as a joke
It came from a song that i heard as
SALAMMMMM
II PAPI

PSSY IN THE PUMP PEE PEE
IN THE GUNK PA PEE PEE PEE
OH
NEVER SMELL LIKE SHART BEANS
SMACK MY PSSY IN THE LIKE THE GULP GULP GULP
IN THE GULP GULP GULP
ok anyways

"never smell like shart beans"
"YOU LITTLE SHART BEAN"
"i just pooped and it reminded me of shart beans"

by goldiethefirst March 3, 2023

Cowboy beans

Hemorrhoids caused by the inevitable homosexual relations between male cowboys out on the range.

I gotta get off this horse, my cowboy beans are killing me.

by Chief Maizholington January 18, 2023

Beans in the Wall

An annoying show for little kids you can watch on YouTube. It features a blue guy with a beanie with a pompom on it, some glasses guy who… surprise mf! Has never been on a bus before, some Uniqua from backyardigans looking ass, some girl who wears running equipment and rain boots, some guy who thinks he’s so cool because his name is Jack, he wears a baseball cap, and he skateboards (although the only cool jack is laughing jack), and some 3-year-old baby who believes she can visit stars.

Person 1: Beans in The Wall is a stupid baby show!
Person 2: But I like that show.
Person 1: Listen here, Boris. Like it and I’m not your friend anymore.
Person 2: I’ll be good.

by ProudPolysexual February 14, 2023

Bean slinger

Gamer racial slur for mexicants

Hey Jeff did you see that dirty bean slinger Carlos at work? Not doing any thing again

by The Over Cooked Jew December 3, 2022

Frosty Bean

After you have too many daiquiris and then give a girl oral sex

I got really intoxicated and offered Sarah the frosty bean, she said yes!!!

by Bean Dover December 6, 2022

Killer Bean

The coolest coffee bean you will ever see in your life. Carries around two guns and is an expert in martial arts. Don’t mess with him or you will be “decaffeinated”. He also has a sports car on top of that. Basically a coffee bean version of James Bond.

Killer Bean is such a cool character, he is fun and sassy and fuchie. Ohhhh I want killer bean yummy yummy in my tummy tummy I want to be decaffeinated let me at em let me at em ohohohoho eat ‘em up eat ‘em up beans beans the cool fruit yummy.

by GunkieLover628 April 29, 2023