Captain Superchill

one kick ass punk band

did you hear Captain Superchill's new song?

by , July 31, 2007

Captain Cucumber

When one butt chugs Captain Morgan while simultaneously sticking a cucumber up their vagina.

"Yo did you catch Marianne doing a captain cucumber last night?"

"Yeah it was insane!"

by Fuckfuckcucumber October 12, 2015

Captain Gankaroo

Friend to friend, " My husband's nickname is Captain Gankaroo..."

Other friend, " Do what? (Laughing)"

Friend, " Yeah my husband beats off all the time with/on anything... plastic bags, dirty clothes, you name it, so I call him Captain Gankaroo because he ganks everything"

(I walk in catching my husband beating off using a plastic bag), "Well hello Captain Gankaroo".

by Justice League Kat October 19, 2021

The Captain’s Special

After completing “The Captain’s Surprise” the giver will unplug from the receiver and then use the captains hat to catch any lose shit protruding from the asshole of the receiver. Then, the giver will place the shit filled hat on the receiver while blowing a foghorn.

The Captain’s Special (verb) Jonathan’s hair was caked with shit after receiving “The Captains Special” from Gary. The captains special was a shitty experience.

by Jamsandwich1 June 13, 2023

Captain Boomerang

THE GREATEST FICTIONAL CHARACTER OF ALL TIME

"Oh that character is pretty cool."

"Yeah, but not as cool or as attractive as Captain Boomerang"

"well that's kinda obvious, nobody's better than Captain Boomerang"

by ILikeCBMs March 13, 2022

Captain Crunch

The best cereal, if anyone says otherwise they are most likely gay

Bob: mm, I love captain crunch.

by BarfingChicken December 11, 2018

Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapbots.

Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.

by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025