john david

a circumcized king with a monstrous cock. john david is the nicest person you will ever meet and though he has an enourmous penis, he has not yet used it and doesn't plan on tapping in to his full potential. john david is loved by all and everyone's friend, only he knows the inner demons that he faces at keeping his massive, veiny, juicy, throbbing dick from taking hold of him and causing him to become a fuck master

Person 1: I love john david! He's such a good friend!
Person 2: yeah, he really is! I heard he has a great cock too!

by doodoomaster69 December 10, 2021

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david and jennifer

they are good friends in middle school and don't know if they like each other (goals)

student : "did you hear that david and jennifer are going out?'
student #2 : "omg really?! they are so cute together !!"

by lmfao.idk October 15, 2017

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David Kusnick

The most awesome David of them all, and of all humanity. Foes of this David are defeated from the start, as they cannot win. Foolish people who think they can defeat him, are destroyed. This David will be the ultimate ruler for good, never for evil. He is the best at anything he does, no doubt.

The most Awesome person in the world, David Kusnick.
Jesus cousin? Why isn't that David Kusnick?
If beast had to be spelled differently, It would be spell "D-A-V-I-D!"

by The real David Kusnick October 30, 2011

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