The greatest song of all time and the anthem of manletism. The legendary first song of Randy Newman's aptly named and superlative 1977 album Little Criminals. This musical masterpiece catapulted the already illustrious Newman to well-deserved international fame and fortune and cemented his status as an absolute legend of the entertainment industry. Short People has blessed the six-foot tall Randy Newman with a fanatical following of rabid manlet fanboys who delight in the fact that Saint Newman, as they affectionately call him, lives a luxurious lifestyle and will undoubtedly enjoy a kingly retirement ascribable to the magnificent song that has enriched their lowly lives so much.
Did you know that Short People was a smash hit on the radio, reaching its zenith at number two of the Billboard Hot 100 for three consecutive weeks? Imagine being a silly, little manlet boy driving to work with Short People constantly playing on the radio and everybody at work laughing at you. Manlets BTFO. Short people got nobody. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 23, 2024
by ahhhhhhhhdjgjckxksjsbz January 10, 2022
"Billy was such a short wagon today because he quit cleaning his room just when he was almost finished."
"This short wagon of a car broke down just when I needed to get to work !"
"This short wagon of a car broke down just when I needed to get to work !"
by Mightymikemd September 25, 2015
Guys that wear colored shorts are complete douch bags. They think they are the shit but in reality they have no friends. Someone who wears colored shorts is completely unathletic and is the meaning of a fuck boy. Probably has a shit ton of gel in his hair and is slicked to the right.
by I speak the truth 123098 September 03, 2017
is a D ion battery. has very small legs and torso, goes to the the gym to limit his height, doesn't eat enough food and becomes skinny and small. he dances like a small dwarf
by MonkeyNeedsconstipationpills August 29, 2023
Dr. Jeepjorp "You can't do a short term hedonistic gratification because children!"
Hym "That's his entire bit. You can't do what you want because if he had to sacrifice is desires for his children... You should have to also do that for his children. His piece of shit retard of a wife's decision to fuck him give him dominion over past, present, and future now. We all have to do what this guy wants now or his kid isn't going to do what he wants later. Oooooor... I mean, it's a problem entirely generated by this guy having kids... So...."
Hym "That's his entire bit. You can't do what you want because if he had to sacrifice is desires for his children... You should have to also do that for his children. His piece of shit retard of a wife's decision to fuck him give him dominion over past, present, and future now. We all have to do what this guy wants now or his kid isn't going to do what he wants later. Oooooor... I mean, it's a problem entirely generated by this guy having kids... So...."
by Hym Iam August 21, 2024
Next to being infamous for telling transparent tall tales about video games and his severely stunted short stature, Tiny Todd "Homunculus" Howard is rightfully looked down upon for his dwarflike greed, compulsive Napoleon complex-driven need to micromanage everything going on around but mostly above him and especially for his manletism-induced small-mindedness and short fuse. A fact that is hilariously evidenced by the numerous paintings found in Fallout 4 depicting Tiny Todd "Human Growth Hormone" Howard as the microscopic Little Napoleon that he obviously is. It is rumored that even simple questions and requests, such as: "Are you Todd Howard's son? Where's your daddy, little boy?", "Are you the midget prostitute I ordered? You seem a little short..." or "Give me a high five!" can trigger Todd "Manlet Rage" Howard into throwing a Bagel Boss Manlet level hissy fit. Manlets, when will they learn?
Manmore 1: Do you think that the inclusion of the dwarfed rageaholic jester manlet Cicero in Skyrim was an allusion to Todd Howard's short fuse? Manmore 2: Absolutely! That's as sure as short people got no reason - I would bet all of Todd Howard's high heels on that!
by ManletDepreciator September 24, 2024