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long nose 9

Usually referencing a 9mm pistol with a long slide/barrel
For example:

Polo: "aye check out this long nose 9 I jus got"
*pulls out pistol*
Von: "nigga that shit go hard"
Durk: "a nigga always gotta keep a pipe"
*pulls up Inna fucking tank*
by El pinche locoso March 4, 2023
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boto-nosed dolphin

When asked "how do you like boto?" a clanmate answered, "had my son look it up for me, it's a dolphin".

Sorry son, there's no such thing as a boto-nosed dolphin.
Weirdest thing I saw on the Amazon was a boto-nosed dolphin.
by l2paegun September 28, 2019
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Fingers Up Nose Syndrome

Fingers Up Nose Syndrome is a genetic disorder commonly found in 15 Year old Arma 3 Players where they sound like they have their fingers jammed up their nose. There is no known cure for this disorder but there is hope for when Arma 4 gets released.
Wow these kids have a bad case of Fingers Up Nose Syndrome.
by Geeezzz1231 July 31, 2019
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nose grope

V.

1. The act of inspecting another person either inconspicuously or in an obvious manner, to check for any pleasant or foul scent.

2. using the nose as a tool or weapon to undress a subject.
Since there was a new girl at my place of employment, I decided to nose grope her to see what scent she wore.
by recentlygenius November 12, 2009
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nose trumpet

When a person blows their nose so hard that it sounds like

Dizzy Gillespie getting warmed up before his next set. Usually caused when one nasal passage is held closed with a tissue while the other is left slightly open. Sometimes sounds like a loud fart which often confuses innocent bystanders as they expect to smell the familiar scent of ass but are left feeling disappointed due to a lack of closure. Multiple blasts of the horn may be heard repeatedly, especially if one has a cold or allergies or has built up a lot of congestion. Just as a cellist utilizes their bow, a nose trumpeter uses his tissue paper to craft subtle harmonics and vibratos which perfectly accompany the sounds of nasal fluid blasting out of his nose holes at 100 miles per hour.
Every office job usually has at least one of these talented horn players, and late in the day when the office is quiet you can often hear their stunning performances echoing across the cube farm. Note that nose trumpeting is a finely honed skill, so when you're just starting to play you may only be able to play a single, very loud pitch. This is expected, but with consistent practice, you'll be covering your favorite jazz standards in no time.
Looks like Bill's playing his nose trumpet for the entire office again.
by stuckonearth November 27, 2021
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Nose Bald

The feeling when you are seeding and you breath in too much of a whiff of Aqua ammonia, and your nose hurts, but also feels like all the hairs are gone because they burned off.
Dude I’m totally nose bald right now, better get back in my tractor…
by 25lilh October 17, 2022
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Nose cunt

Cuntnose for dyslexics
"Did he just call me a nose cunt??"
"I think he meant cuntnose..."
by BeatleBabe007 November 5, 2024
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