child

The best word to describe everything literally eVERYTHING u call ur parents child ANYONE and EVERYONE child

hello child (to anyone whether they are an adult or not)

by mOusE mAsTEr March 27, 2021

Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023

2 min’s child

2 min’s child can be used for a person. Specifically used for 2 min’s child (the user) them self. It would be only used to call that one specific person. They are also awesome and lovely

“2 min’s child is a wonderful person”

“@2 min’s child darling I did it”

by Dwayne the rock cock johnson January 9, 2021

child

you son of a b tch you were once a child too 😡

This disgusting child should get cut up into pieces.
no you b tch to u were once a child

Nooooo

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 23, 2025

log child

Stupid and annoying people in any history, geography, or government class in school.

“Man, that guy is a real log child. He doesn’t even know how to find Africa on a world map!”

by 765oneohtwo March 19, 2022

Dog Face Child

Some Dude named Robert says this in 2021 and he says “You” is the definition when asked.

You’re a dog face child.

by STONERDUCKYPEEP August 21, 2024

childe

genshin guy with jiggle physics on his dick

person 1 : did you see childe's jiggle physics
person 2 : yea now he makes me wanna suck on that d-

by iwantedtousemebutohwell April 6, 2023