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Band Geek

Someone who is in love with marching band, and concert band. They want to devote most of their time to their band. They are true to form if all they talk about is band. They play any instrument in band from tuba to flute. They tend to hang around people who are a lot like them. Band is something they want to die doing, they can't be stopped. Their life revolves around band.
That girl is so addicted to playing the snare drum, she's a real band geek.
by Mr. Buttzzzzzzzzzzzz January 21, 2017
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One Man Band

The act of giving yourself fellatio and simultaneously fingering yourself in the ass.
Wow that dude sure loves the smell of his own farts. He is really flexible too. I bet he sits at home at night playing his one man band.
by inagadadavida November 10, 2012
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Band Kid

Someone who is racist, homophobic, transphobic, autistic, and generally offensive
"Oh yeah, forgot to mention, we're Band Kids."
by That_Bandkid March 8, 2024
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Band Tramp

For the majority, girls, who post pictures of themselves on many bands' myspace holding signs, or various parts of their body with writing on it, signifying their love (etc) for the profile it has been posted on
Taryn is on like, 250 bands profile with signs! She is such a band tramp!
by xxZOMFGxx December 29, 2008
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Pull a jazz band

(v.) the act of faking an injury to get out of something you don't enjoy
Person 1: Man, I really hate playing soccer. The team is full of douches.
Person 2: Dude, just pull a jazz band and get out of it.
by Anonymous5073 September 13, 2016
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Happy Monster Band

A Playhouse Disney cartoon from 2007 that indoctrinated kids into listening to Tally Hall. They were way better than the Wiggles because it was fucking TALLY HALL!

Joe Hawley (red tie) does the voice of Bluz the blue keyboardist, who is my favorite.
Zubin Sedghi (blue tie) hits some high notes as L.O., the yellow bassist.
Rob Cantor (yellow tie) voices Frred, the red guitarist.
Ink the pink spider doesn’t really sing, she just hangs out on the drums like Ross.
I wonder who Andrew would be. Rock and Raul, the two-headed Zak and Wheezie looking guys?

It’s funny how they sound like normal kids when they speak, but can turn into Tally Hall with the flick of a switch.
I still remember the lyrics to the Happy Monster Band 16 years later. 4 year old me loved it. Now I’m a fan of Tally Hall.

“Yin and Yang are ringing in the new year, celebrating all the days within! Yin lights a candle, dances like a dragon. Yang does a lion dance for him.”

Depressed gay teenagers (or in my case, 20-somethings) listen to Tally Hall, Lemon Demon, Radiohead, and They Might be Giants. So if you grew up with Happy Monster Band, Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, or Neil Cicierega memes, you’re gay now.
by popsicleprincess July 26, 2023
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buoy band

n. A musical group from a maritime community. Songs tend to focus on fishing, lobsters, unemployment cheques, and drowning.

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I’m thinking of writing some buoy band songs. What rhymes with “pogey” and “schooner”?

By Jeez, I don’t think any word rhymes with both of those there.
by gnostic3 December 5, 2022
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