ethiopian surprise

It's literally just nothing

Yo bro what you have for dinner last night?

Oh I had an Ethiopian Surprise

by Gwortley1 June 8, 2017

Morning surprise

When you bite your fingernail and you taste your shit that you dug out of your ass the night before.

Johnny bit his nail and it tasted like shit, quite a morning surprise

by TurtleBird5 April 28, 2017

Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.

Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!

by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018

surprisative

An adjective for the word surprise.

My day has been very surprisative.

by surprisativedude December 20, 2010

Flesh Surprise

Surprising your lady with a Woodie and hopefully with positive results.

Susie and I went home after a wonderful dinner and I gave her the Flesh Surprise for Dessert.

by Rail Jockey TL October 17, 2011

Post-coital surprise

Sperm dripping after a sexual intercourse

He nutted in my ass after a quicky. I had to rush out and I got a nice post-coital surprise at the first traffic light. My panties were soaked

by PocketLewis October 6, 2024

cream cheese surprise

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume

That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!

by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018