Starry-Eyed Surprise

As a man is receiving oral sex and is about to finish, he pulls out, punches the one performing the act (so that he or she sees stars) and then yells, "surprise!" as he cums in her eye

1. This hot chick was blowing me during the Leonid meteor shower last night, so I decided it would be a great time to give her a starry-eyed surprise
2. I totally got starry-eyed surprised last night- this guy punched me and came in my eye- I think I'm still seeing stars!

by Mama Cagey November 17, 2009

Pusswagon Surprise

one who unexpectedly refuses to do or believe he/she can do something that is normally easily accomplished.

I can't believe fucking Tommy. He used to always get the girls. Now, he's being a pusswagon surprise and only going for the boys.

by Ant1L1f3 October 16, 2008

Ukrainian Surprise

After you finish taking a dump and stand up to wipe and you get a blast of all that shitty smelling air right in the face.

Taking a dump feels so good until you're finished and get the Ukrainian Surprise

by Hollarado January 11, 2009

suprised

To be suprised

He suprised her

by h543 April 27, 2016

smoothie surprise

when you inject ice cream into a lover's ass and then proceed to fuck said lover in the ass. After finishing, have them squeeze the well mixed product out into a cup. Bon appetite.
*Often times may include blood and shit...

I enjoy making a smoothie surprise, but i don't particularly enjoy drinking it.

by a blake October 16, 2008

Banana Suprise

The sexual act of blowing your load into your partner's nose, picking it out, and making them eat it. This is usually done by shoving the dirty finger into their mouth. Doing this will give them the "tangy" sensation of jizz and snot. This is usually done by force, as most girls do not appreciate a snot n' sperm smoothie.

While your sister was jacking my wanker, I gave her a banana suprise.

by Metroid0098 October 16, 2010

tuna suprise

When one orders a tuna suprise at a vending machine this is what happens...
1) You put your money in the machine and press the corresponding number.
2) Nothing. Nothing happens for about 90 seconds. Most people will think that the long wait is the suprise and as they are about to turn away...
3) An arm hoding a large fish appears from the vending machine and slaps you, and a voice says "Suprise bitch!"

Omar: Hey Azeem, have you tried that 'tuna suprise'?
Azeem: No, should I?
Yossee: Yes.

by Fannel October 6, 2005