smashing the bard

Smashing the bard- a term used by super nerds or D&D players that refers to masturbation

Johnny got grounded because his mom caught him smashing the bard

by StupidShadyGames May 21, 2017

Smash

Smash is a character in the popular Minecraft mod "Advent of Ascencion". He is the first boss that should be fought by progression but is not required for anything. The boss can drop many items that makes armor later on in the game, and gives diamonds, emeralds and some weapons that are very powerful earlier on. Worship smash. We love smash. We praise Smash.

"Bro, you should worship Smash. Respect Dudeism."

by sogumadik February 5, 2022

Cancel Down-Smash

When you obliviously interupt your flat mate during sexual intercourse killing the mood.

Mate you completely cancelled his down smash (cancel down-smash) and put him from 0 to death on his mood!

by Takeyourperscription September 21, 2019

smash sauce

When you smash a girl and cum

I gave that b**** some smash sauce last night, bro!

by whatnightmar3 August 7, 2017

Falcon Smash

When you are tired of jerking off with your hand and decide to use the crease of you elbow so it looks like you're flappying a wing

BOB: yo dave next time you jerk off don't use your hand totally over rated you need to Falcon Smash that shit

DAVE: how?
BOB: crease of the elbow bro, you last longer and gives you a shoulder workout.

by Falcon7489 March 29, 2016

Smash Moment

When you get 8 coins in an easy war

Damn bro I got 8 coins against TNT Nation

That must have been a Smash Moment

by That_guy69420 July 2, 2021

Smash over

When you get wild, and you smash a lot of people in one night, or it's a one night stand, but you smash multuple times and you wake up sore and humiliated

"Hey Bob, you good? You don't look to good this morning?"
"Nah dude, I was up until 2 smashing, and now I have a killer smash over"

by Jacaranda1027 December 21, 2017