Smash-mat

Jenny has the tightest "smash-mat" you ever saw!!

by Ewefuhkr May 12, 2022

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sibling smashed

Similar to friend zoning but with the added insult of being "family" (love you like a brother/sister).

Him: You know, I really care about you.
Her: Oh, and you know I love you like a brother.
Friend: Ouch, sibling smashed. That's gotta hurt.

by Kate Chopin April 23, 2015

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You drink Whiskey.
You get drunk, Belligerent even.

You than scream Whiskey, Glare at all your friends and smash whatever is in your hand/closest.

Whiskey Smash!

- Glares at everyone -

- Smashes cup on floor -

by Mitch Dub October 04, 2010

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Damn, those smash bags were a little too big for my johnson

by maryyram June 18, 2018

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getting completely intoxicated while playing any Marvel vs Capcom game.

Last night me and the homies got together and got hulk-smashed playing MvC 2 while drinking 40oz's.

by Darkdancer December 02, 2010

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When you're smashing your girl (or guy) so hard that you explode and take off like a rocket and it takes you to Mars.

Guy 1: Bro I just Rocket Smashed my girl last night that was crazy.
Guy 2: Yooooo no way that's crazy!

by sistersmasher69 June 13, 2021

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Smashing the bard- a term used by super nerds or D&D players that refers to masturbation

Johnny got grounded because his mom caught him smashing the bard

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