Short Shake

A short shake is a type of handshake where one of the people involved grips the other persons fingers, preventing a proper handshake. The short shaker is seen as less of a man, and more often than not exhibits such traits as cold, sweaty, or clammy hands that resemble the touch and texture of a dead limp fish.
Joe: Dude, the new guy just short shaked me!
John: Yeah, he did that to me today too.
Joe: What a pussy!
by BRAHZILLA January 15, 2012
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Short-stalled

Short-stalling is the absence of bathroom etiquette wherein someone, when given a choice of bathroom stalls, sits in the stall next to someone already using one when they had the option of choosing another stall and leaving a "buffer zone" between them and the other stall occupant.
Bob short-stalled me again after lunch today - four stalls available and he sits right next to me!
by Rubixkewb April 12, 2019
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Slap ur short friend round the head 5 times on Feb 14th -GL hehehehe
February the 14th National slap ur short friend round round the head approximately 5 times
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staying short

To go out (to a bar or someones place) for a short duration of time.
JD: Hey, how's it going. Sorry I can't stay, I've got to be awake at 6 o'clock tomorrow.
Regis: There's nothing wrong with "staying short"/"going short"/"short tripping".

You go to a bar with the intent of being there only to be seen, have one drink, see someone that is conveniently available and GTFO (get the f**k out) as soon as possible.
by JD Hall October 28, 2007
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2 pence short of a cent

Mate you’re 2 pence short of a cent
by Damonnn84 February 12, 2023
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