Thot shit

A song that megan thee stallion made and the song really give hot bitchy girl vibes

"Hands on my kneed shaking ass on my thot shit , post me a pic ,finna make me a profit"

by Just a radom persone_225 November 13, 2021

Magnum Shit

A copiously large shit that completely fills the toilet bowl

Damn Daniel just took a magnum shit and broke the pipe

by HighIce June 20, 2021

shit fumes

1. The stench that lingers like an evil apparition following the act of defecation.
2. A portent of the aforementioned act.

"OMG open the window you bastard, your shit fumes are choking me"

by UrbanSport November 11, 2012

shit tonnes

A metric term used to describe a whole bunch of stuff

There were shit tonnes of croutons in my caesar salad today

by ebsva June 10, 2012

Shit Squatter

A person in an FPS game (Counter Strike, etc) who crouches down to shoot and it looks like he/she is squatting down to drop a steaming number two.

Player: I can't get up the stairwell because that shit squatter with an AWP keeps gunning down anybody that dares go up there.

by [[ASS:TIT]] Bucky Tredl September 18, 2012

shit hunger

The weirdest possible state of confusion in people. It's when you're really hungry, but at the same time you really need to take a shit.

While Jon was taking a massive shit, all he could think about was devouring a twinkie. He realized he had shit hunger.

by iunderstandurfrustration November 27, 2011

kickstand shit

When taking a rather large, long shit it literally props one's ass hence a kickstand shit.

I was so constipated in jail that after eight days I finally produced a kickstand shit!!

by ScotyD July 17, 2017