Sam

sam is leng guy in general. He could pull any girl he wants but he’s waiting for that one mixed race girl. sam also has a massive cock which can make any gyal pum pum wet

who is that guy he looks so handsome

oh that sam!

by real_sj November 22, 2021

sam

sam is just a super amazing guy that loves webcomics and steven universe. you love to talk to sam because you have a load of stuff in common and he says just a really great dude. he also got you into homestuck

sam was showing me his art earlier and i was shocked at how fast he can improve

by owowowo August 13, 2018

Sam

An absolute chad and model Sigma male. Built like an ox and Bob Ross had a love child. Will ghost you endlessly. A big weeb and a bigger stud. 10/10. Would recommend.

Person 1: Have you heard from Sam lately?

Person 2: No. He’s probably watching Doki Doki’s Bizzare Neon Ballz

by JoelyBagoli November 23, 2021

Sam

The handsomest boy in the whole world that I will never stop loving

I don’t deserve Sam because he’s too perfect
Sam is my future husband

by Myherba June 22, 2023

Sam

Bit of a dick but means well.

Obsessed with eggs but hates almonds

Person 1: Hey look there’s sam!
Person 2: bet he loves eggs

by Forg862 November 21, 2021

Sam

A tiny penis man who watches anime all day while jacking off

Damn that guy is a Sam

by Sexy god of 69 September 15, 2020

sam grasso

works at bunnings

Tradie: im gonna go to bunnings to get tools

Person: ha youre sam grasso

by noonga2minda November 6, 2019