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Sam

Sam… that man with the biggest penis ever. Always swimming in women 24 hours a day 7 days a week. Most likely rich when he is older will most likely be famous. When he walks into a room everyone claps and stares and this absolute beast of a human being he is strong smart funny sexy and loves the smell of petrol he has a few pets and hates school. Sam is a great man 😃
I Bet You his name is Sam

Yeah his penis is definitely bigger than mine
by Bolloxkingotoolegetinthedoor November 23, 2021
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sam mair

oh look its sam mair in ohio
by mikey0skibs August 11, 2024
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Sam

Sam is a tubby prick
by ItsrllySam March 1, 2022
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Sam Guzman

The meanest girl you will ever meet. She is a lion. Her hair is burnt pasta. If you ever meet her you will want to kys.
by John gabana December 14, 2018
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Uncle Sam

The personification of the United States as a male human. Uncle Sam is mostly known for the WW1 military recruitment poster where he points at the viewer with the text "I WANT YOU FOR U.S ARMY". His initials are also U.S, same as the initials for United States.
"Each Dixie boy must understand that he must mind his Uncle Sam."
by France Is Terrible June 22, 2025
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sam and ter

one of the bestest duo that exist in the world !! just like hyunjin and felix
have you seen sam and ter? they are the definition of besties ..
by spearmimi September 17, 2021
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