Sleep Curling

Tucking your dick under you so you piss up your back while sleeping.

Mike: Why do you smell like piss?
Brad: I was sleep curling last night.

by Nicky Tesla November 9, 2017

double xp sleep

When you don’t have work but still somehow wake up at 7am so you decide to beat your dick and go back to bed only to wake up at 4pm and beat your dick again.

Dude, I don’t have work tomorrow. Might have to get in some double xp sleep while I have the chance.

by Sköl July 18, 2019

Sleep Bang

When you wake up and bang (coitus) and then go back to sleep.

"I was involved in the sleep bang last night! That is why I can't stay awake at work, boss!"

by MCLovin2011 January 28, 2017

Sleep Apnea Baby

A term for someone who makes weird noises, can't breathe quietly, or otherwise makes a lot of strange but perceptible noises with their mouth.

"Did you hear Jack breathing earlier on call? He sounds like a sleep apnea baby."

by Zak Saturday March 8, 2024

sleep

basically you lay on this mattress raised off the floor by a platform looking thing and then close your eyes and relax until you go pretty much unconscious

i sleep to escape my problems

by sussybakaja December 24, 2021

Sleep

Go get some, you’ve been up for a long time, go get some sleep, the eye bags are weighing you down, and you either have school or work, so you should get some sleep before you are too sleepy to go to work, so go get some sleep.

‘Hey, you have eyebags, go get some sleep’

by St4rb4tzz June 6, 2022

Sleep Hydration Silk Pillowcase

Noun: complete scam. When a company sells pillowcases as silk when they're labelled with "100% polyester".

OMFG I just wasted $100 on Sleep Hydration Silk Pillowcases.

by realfacts1109 July 2, 2020