Portable Anus Pounder

A device that is used to stimulate a butthole of a sexy femboy

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by SnakeBoiWasHere September 1, 2019

Drop’in Pounders

When your infant child take a wild shit. More or equal to a pound of shit

Oh my God this morning The child had to of been drop’in pounders that diaper it had to of been at least a pound if not more

by Rae the rat November 26, 2019

Drop’in pounders

When an infant child drops each shit or piss equal to or exceeding a pound

Oh my God this morning my child had to of been drop’in pounders that diaper had to have been at least a pound if not more

by Rae the rat November 26, 2019

squeezing a pound out of a shilling

A phrase used to describe a person who is beyond normal frugality or thriftiness. This person usually refuses to spend money on anything and is disgusted when they are forced to do so. Instead, they rather take any other option to avoid paying for anything.

“She is so cheap and tight fisted. She is squeezing a pound out of a shilling”

by Hugh Wards June 23, 2020

kraft quarter pound

the minimum neccessary amount of dried bud you must have to associate with me.
if you got nothing to lose and ill lose my humanity from your recklessness your unwelcome.
i think anyone would agree a kraft peanut butter jar full of busted weed or at least shake and i know you got something to lose. magically a peanut butter jar fits $1.5 quadrillion in busted marijuana, molecularly priced. you can generally get a kraft qp for $250 if you buy bottom of the bag.

if this dude dont have a kraft quarter pound im not showing.

i once met a prison mule who could fit a kraft quarter pound in his rectum.

ive smoked a kraft quarter pound this week.

by Cody5050 November 22, 2020

The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.

The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man

by FuckDrawstringBags June 9, 2021

bailey one pound coffee

means when your succeeding in life

harry is succeeding in life he bought a Bailey one pound coffee helicopter.

by mummakesshittea November 25, 2021