pencil shit

When you are taking a shit and it is long and narrow like a pencil. This is usually caused by having a tight anus.

I walked in to the stall to find a long narrow shit. Someone must have taken a pencil shit.....

by person uno December 22, 2013

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Shit Swamp

A common form of diarrhea, in which soft fecal matter and non digested food (most often lettuce or vegetables) covers much of the toilet's surface water, giving the appearance of a miniaturized marsh, swamp or bog within the bowl. It must then be allowed to linger; no flushing, until potency has been acquired and a second party has declared it to be such.

Also sometimes but rarely known as Bowel Bog

Alex is being a dick, I'm gonna go Shit Swamp his toilet. Wait 15 minutes and then go declare it.
or
If I find out which of you assholes just laid a Shit Swamp in my bathroom, I'll beat your nads in!

Never mind he declared it for you.

by BFew November 27, 2010

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No shit sherlock

When someone points out something very obvious

Bill: It’s raining outside
David: No shit sherlock, you think I don’t notice that?

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Jizzy Shit

Another name for the not-so-popular MTV show Jersey Show.

God, I can't believe you douschebags watch Jizzy Shit.

by Blackshirts 4EVER January 11, 2011

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[shit] [stranded]

To be left high and (not so) dry in a time of urgent need.

Nearly everyone, at some point in their life, has been shit stranded in a bathroom. Upon realizing there is no toilet paper for use, a person must then make the critical decision to either yell to passers-by for possible aid or make a pantsless, mad dash to the race nearest double ply roll.

A.K.A. wayward wipers

by Dr. K.B. August 30, 2008

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