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Rocky Road

Someone who is sexually explorative and adventurous, likes to engage in new experiences, likes it rough, choked, bdsm, anal, toys, all the things. Just like the ice cream, it's not boring or plain in anyway.
I just hooked up with this dude, and he's far from vanilla. He's a rocky road mf.
by J Bird October 31, 2021
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Road rodeo

When you recline your drivers seat all the way and a girl is riding you reverse-cowgirl while she is steering and you’re operating the pedals.
Met at a girl at the bar - she road rodeo’ed me all the way home.
by Raveniwgf November 29, 2023
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The road to rome was paved in Italy

This saying means that you may not be in a certain state of being, experience or end point, but you are well on your way. An alternative is "The road to rome starts in Italy" which means that you are on the brink of your journey to an experience or situation and should get started or step away if you want/don't want to end up there.

It can be used with a positive bent but is more often used as a a warning or judgment that someone is on the path to something unwanted, harmful, life altering, undoable, or disaster.

As the saying originated from a member of the Appalachian diaspora the grammatical feature of X impact Y can be applied to this saying, (for example its colder than a witches titty could also be adjusted to its hotter than a pig in a frying pan), but the geographical implication must be clear to the listener.

In this case Rome was an influential empire that impacted everywhere it touched, rose with power and fell in disgrace and was generally both a place to gain favor, fame or fortuned, but also a place to be corrupted, backstabbed or run into a malignant unhinged dictator or be sold as a slave. Regardless, once there its impossible to erase the impacts of Rome and the time to turn around is before or while in Italy.
Friend 1: "I think you should quit drinking, you seem to have trouble with how much you drink."
Friend 2: "I'm not an alcoholic, I only drink a few times a week"
Friend 1: "The road to Rome was paved in Italy"

Student: "I feel like I should not audition for the play."
Teacher: "I'm happy to work with you after school with some other students."
Student: " Yes, but I feel like I'll never be as good as the others."
Teacher: "Go for that role. You really want it. The road to Rome starts in Italy."

Friend one: "I don't think I'm experiencing domestic violence, I should just stop complaining."
Friend two: "He called you a worthless ho who'll never amount to anything and then took your bank card and told you to stop talking to all over your friends."
Friend one: "But he doesn't hit me."
Friend two: "Girl, get out. The road to Rome is paved in Italy."
by LilBriarRose May 18, 2025
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road fart

The sound your wheels make when you cross a rumble strip at the edge of the highway.
I was so tired driving home that the road farts were the only thing that kept me alive.
by Butchbox January 7, 2019
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Mississippi Road stop

Find a crippled woman at a rest stop bathroom taking a shit and give her a swirrley while hooking her asshole with the hooked end of her cane.
Mark gave Maria a "mississippi road stop" off hwy 95.
by Dirty Jimmm April 8, 2022
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Road Trip

the absolutely amazing song the big Youtuber Dream made (first song)
friend: did you hear Road Trip yet?
me: yea it was amazing!
by breadburinnit February 4, 2021
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Road Diaper

Rare item worn by long haul drivers so they can save time by not stopping to go to the bathroom.

A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses.

Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.
Eddie check into his motel room, took off his road diaper, washed it in the si k and then got piss drunk.
by Gluten-free since 93 January 10, 2022
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