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Nipple Ninja

What a baby is called when displaying innate ability to fend off removal from the breast when feeding.
"Agghhh, the Nipple Ninja is chewing my nip, but I can't get her off!!!"
by Annie's Mum May 11, 2009
mugGet the Nipple Ninjamug.

ninja chav

chav's who walk around with burberry scarfs over there faces and there chav caps, hu recokon they are ninjas. they go around n chav stuff outta ur pokets n are gone b4 u knows it.
"last nite these ninja chavs chaved my gold spray painted shoes!"
" dude reali"
" yea u knows it"
by jefi b December 7, 2004
mugGet the ninja chavmug.

Confrontation Ninja

1) A person who when confronted can decide whether to promptly defuse the situation or turn it around on you as if you were the root of the problem, especially pertaining to women.

2) A person who, when confronted, ends your life.
1) Meg: When I confronted Jose today, he made me feel like a ridiculous bitch and like him cheating on me were somehow my own fault!

Shantiqua: damn, that right there is a confrontation ninja .

2) (Meg would have made a comment, but Jose decided to end her life when she confronted him about his unfaithfulness. crazy mofo'in confrontaion ninja )
by trailblazerp January 20, 2011
mugGet the Confrontation Ninjamug.

Ninja syndrome

A childhood condition, usually temporary, in which the afflicted child believes him or herself to be a ninja. This condition typically passes after the child hits puberty and discovers the opposite sex.
Guy 1: Hay bob hows it going.
Bob: Not too bad Guy 1 but my son has ninja syndrome and keeps hiding and throwing stuff at me.
Guy 1: Well thats what you get for deciding to have kids.
Bob: I didn't decide, my wife just didn't get that abortion she said she was
by boomdog July 6, 2014
mugGet the Ninja syndromemug.

Ninja Mafia

The Ninja Mafia is a Super Group in the MMORPG City of Heroes. It was founded by "Star Trek Girl" and is mostly used for Role Plying purposes. Based on the Ninja Mafia from the popular web comic Sam and Fuzzy.
by STG August 3, 2007
mugGet the Ninja Mafiamug.

ninja shit

Its when you take a big solid shit kicking its way out of your ass, the head sticks out of the water and you think (i'm gonna need a plunger to beat this fucker down), thers no need to wipe, and when you fush it disappears in a cloud of brown mist!
The ninja shit almost made me shit my pants, i got it out and went to beat it down with a plunger and the fucker disappeard in a cloud of mist!
by ratso August 10, 2012
mugGet the ninja shitmug.

nature's ninja

You were born as nature's ninja
by lo-ca$h December 14, 2014
mugGet the nature's ninjamug.

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