emo hair

Emo hair is a collection of variations of the angular, backward mullet, (esotericaly known as the "hypotenuse"). Emo hair style is also known as the "Swoosh," and should deliberately be associated with the slang adjective "Swish." Almost always black (dyed or natural), emo hair has the unique ablility to make its adherents brain-damaged to the point where they believe looking like others constitutes being unique.

A squared plus B squared equals the C squared hypotenuse of all those emo-clones' emo hair.

by Marcus Solomon September 11, 2007

emo blows

1. A synonmyous variation of "emo sucks," which is an indisputable fact because emo is a false musical/fashion genre with absolutely nothing new to offer other than its own bland hodge-poge rip off of other, genuine musical subcultures, false negativity, and pride in looking like all other emo clones.

2. When one sad emo boy sucks the sad, limp penis of another emo clone.

3. A pathetic "girl punch" and/or "sissy slap" thrown at anyone in the vacinity of an emo clone whom is in the midst of a contrived tantrum.

1. I had a mystical vision, wherein the ultimate truth was revealed to me and inscribed in stone it said: "emo blows!"

2. I caught sad Sammy and homo Hank giving each other emo blows under the bleachers at the Sadie Hawkins dance.

3. That emo kid over there just unleased a flurry of emo blows and even though he connected, nobody felt a thing but amused pity.

by Marcus Solomon November 13, 2007

emo

a person who likes rock music. real emos have a wider music taste that you would think and they generally do not give a shit if the popular kids like some of their music or not. they do not always wear completely black or cut themselves. real emos only cut themselves if they actualy are depressed about something. fake emos cut so that they can fit in with the emo stereotype.

cc is emo but they do not cut themselves.

by xkruelx February 15, 2017

Emo

To utterly fail in every way and at every thing. To become utterly useless and ultimately fail at life.

Ahahahah Im emo and shit and should be shot!!

by BenniBenassi April 18, 2009

emo

Any one who doesn't have a crew-cut and can't lift over 20kilos. Also some one, who might be wearing even one item of black/dark clothing, (doesn't matter if it is only shoes or sunglasses) or some one with dark hair (hold on a second your asian so your hair is naturally black?- doesn't matter). Basically something derogatory to call some one who doesn't fit in, in order to ostracize them further. Synonymous with Jew, nigger, faggot, etc.

Hey look at this little emo fag.

by shasta752 August 12, 2009

emo

a reason for boys to act like girls

emo: i will be right there just gotta put on my make-up
girl: u r such a girl

by roadrager January 12, 2009

emo

A group on whiny teenagers who sulk on how bad there life is. Most of these winy faggots are very well off and have no reason to whine about everything. The emo guys were tight pants and look like girls. They complain about every little thing and the faggots cut themselves wen somthing dosn't go there way.

Hey Tom look at all the cuts on my wrist!! says Jerry. Wow good job! Your a true emo says Tom.

by Heil_to_mich September 6, 2008