Pushing the noodle

The act of trying to do a task that the very act of doing the task injects an element of randomness. Envision a wet spaghetti noodle on a table, and trying to "push the noodle" across the table. See also: herding cats.

Man, trying to get anything through the finance department is like pushing the noodle - you never know where they are going to block you next, but I keep trying to make progress.

by InterestingTidbits June 13, 2025

Def Noodles

A failed YouTube comedian turned right-wing grifter

If you looked up the word clown in the dictionary, there would be a picture of Def Noodles next to it

by GuyWhoMakesUnfunnyJokes June 20, 2025

Boone-noodle

An individual who fights for Benson Boone till they die. Their favorite food is moon beam ice cream. They’re usually not pick-me’s but they do get picked (on). They got beautiful things and they’re not afraid to sing about it. Back flips sold separately.

Can be used derogatorily.

Yo is that a Boone-noodle over there? I’m gonna head out.

by Pimerella June 25, 2025

Noodle Monkey

A fuckwit who wears his wedding ring, looking for a long term relationship and monogamy in their Tinder profile

Why are you wearing your wedding ring in your Tinder profile you noodle monkey

by anonymous July 24, 2025

Buttered noodle

A person without tattoos

"Oh man, you don't have tattoos? You're a buttered noodle."

by anonymous September 12, 2025

Noodles

best thing on earth, if ur parents won´t buy them for you. they dont love you
(my dad doesn´t love me)

person 1: ¨i want noodles!¨
person 2: ¨do your parents love you?¨
person 1: ¨....no¨

by iHateMyDad69 January 15, 2025

Angelito Is A Handsome One For Noodle (Papucho, The Infidel)...

What I call homo-sapiens who are called or named "Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)".

Person 1: Are you called or named "Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak)"?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angelito Is A Handsome One For Noodle (Papucho, The Infidel)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025