Sleeping on the Curb

When you do something so monumentally stupid that it's not enough for your partner to make you sleep on the couch: you have to sleep outside on the curb instead.

Man, I really screwed the pooch this time. Guess I'm sleeping on the curb tonight.

by MalumLibrum958 September 18, 2023

Sleeping hippo

Sleeping hippo

A sleeping hippo is when When you look into a toilet bowl and there is a big fat round turd sitting there floating with no toilet paper in sight

by Chimpokaziza April 7, 2023

Sleep No More

Something severely underrated by a wider community.

Based on the 2015 Doctor Who episode of the same name.

Damn, that car is such a Sleep No More!

by DriverHenryWho3245 June 18, 2024

Sleep

Something that everyone needs, yet no one gets.

Person 1: Hey, how much sleep did you get last night?
Person 2: What’s sleep? We don’t know her

by _YesImAnAquarius_ February 25, 2020

Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Sleeping toggs

The clothes you wear to bed

"Tom, you have to go to bed now" said Angela
"But i can't find my sleeping toggs" replied Tom

by The WRM June 21, 2010

sleeping in the mall bathroom

having a little to much fun in the stall with your partner from the back.

sleeping in the mall bathroom =they went to take a nap in the mall bathroom, and came back all wet and white, after a while. then they went to the bed store to get some sleep because there nap made them tired.

by pussyindick5 December 7, 2022