Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

Cindy In The Morning

Bringer of no sleep, sadness, pledges, and announcements

Man, i almost fell alseep in class my cindy in the morning was so loud she woke me up

by ScreamingBeeans April 23, 2018

A good morning and God bless

'A good morning and God bless' is an act where a human takes a sh*t while eating breakfast and drinking coffee at the same time. Often people feel the sound of the bathroom fan is sooting while the coffee relaxes their bowels.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom! What are you doing?
Ethan: The good morning God bless Hila!
Hila: What!?
Ethan: It´s a good morning and God bless
Hila: What are you doing?
(Hila opens the door and finds Ethan on the toilet drinking coffee and eating breakfast)
Ethan: Hila do you just open det door while people take a sh*t!? I´m doing a good morning God bless! I need another 20 minutes at least.

Hila: (laughter)
Ethan: Whats so funny?

by H3H3Norway May 12, 2018

Say Infinity Stone (Thursday Morning)

A play on the song Say Amen (Saturday Night) by Panic! at the Disco written by Shrek Shady! at the Disco

say infinity stone (thursday morning) is lit

by Sarah Smiles February 14, 2019

boned in the morning

something chaswey's fans were saying during a live stream

viewer: i was boned in the morning

by SuperrMinmo November 1, 2019

GOOD MOTHERFUCKING MORNING

helicopter

Jay sought through the air in his GOOD MOTHERFUCKING MORNING

by fgspdlöäk April 2, 2020

Good after morning

Good afternoon but after morning so at 12 pm-4pm u will say good after morning

Good after morning Bob!

by Haha oh June 17, 2020