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Matthew

Matthew is well Matthew…he can be a bitch much some times but over all a great guy.He hang long curly hair and dark brown eyes.At first sight you may see him as a goofy country guy with a gardening problem but you would be wrong.He always knows how to make you laugh and cheer you up when your at your lowest.He also loves to travel and make his world worth living.He also pretty innocent on the outside but a freak in the sheets behind close doors.Overall when you have a Matthew in your life don’t let him do.
Yo Matthew put the gardening tools down you got a problem.
by KenKay03 September 3, 2021
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Matthew The Rodent

He can be seen waiting around ice walls saying it’s the Leo Williams method. You can see him scuttling around school or very rarely scuttling around out of his attic when he goes to get his magi noodles. He is a rare breed of rodent.
Hey you white whacked
Matthew The Rodent: you dirty stinking negro spear chucking monkey blackie dirt
by Matthew Kelly Man September 9, 2021
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Matthew

This guy has a hundred fucking memes on his phone.
Matthew, did you-

yes, yes i did
by that one gay neighbor September 14, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew Is the most greatest guy you’ll ever meet he’s there for everyone and is always trying to help he can be really happy but when alone has tears in his eyes he’s been threw a lot but is always there for his siblings he has so much support for his family and works as hard as he can everyday.
Person 1.Omg! Matthew is super kind I wish he was my brother

Person 2. I know right he’s the best
by Isabella Macedo ♡︎ September 18, 2021
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Matthew

Matt is a sussy baka and is cringe god but he is a good friend
Matthew is a sussy baka
by Hudson wagill September 18, 2021
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matthew

the name fit for someone who lacks common sense
"Matthew you idiot!!!! Why did you turn down the invitation to you're own wedding?"
by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021
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Matthew Berry

The act of defecating on your partners face while jamming berries up their rectum.
That chick was a real freak. I cleaned out the grocery store giving her a Matthew Berry.”
by SchwiftyShades September 23, 2021
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