Matthew is a person who loves eating and eats many types of food. Matthew is inspirational to those around him yet he is oblivious to the fact. People find him interesting as he often does unique and eccentric actions. No one can hate a Matthew as he is such a nice guy with a caring heart that goes out if his way to ensure that others around him are safe and comfortable. He is someone who is loyal and trustworthy, the type of guy you can rely on. Can be known as Matt as well.
Carl: Hey Matthew, boy can you eat...
Matthew: Hey man, it's an all you can eat buffet, Carl just don't eat the carbs.
Carl: Okay Matthew, probably slow down on eating that chicken though...
Matthew: Hey man, it's an all you can eat buffet, Carl just don't eat the carbs.
Carl: Okay Matthew, probably slow down on eating that chicken though...
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. That one cunt in a group who actually has a girlfriend and instead of spending time with the lads, he sucks her off. Severly racist towards pakis (Sherom) and likes to touch kids under the age of 10.
Don't be a Matthew you spastic
by rkrichardson December 9, 2019
Get the Matthewmug. The best person you could know. Matthew’s are always going to be there for you. They are good listeners, good friends, amazing boyfriends, and just overall good people. You don’t meet many others like Matthew’s. They can be cute, hot, and adorable all in one look.
Matthew’s are the biggest gentleman you could know. They open doors for not only their girl, but her friends as well. He doesn’t let anyone pay for anything and is such a sweetheart. He knows when you are upset and can easily change that around. Matthew’s will make you laugh like none other. If you have a Matthew, never let him go.
Matthew’s are the biggest gentleman you could know. They open doors for not only their girl, but her friends as well. He doesn’t let anyone pay for anything and is such a sweetheart. He knows when you are upset and can easily change that around. Matthew’s will make you laugh like none other. If you have a Matthew, never let him go.
by Us the trio July 21, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. 
Matthew is the type of dude to play fortnite while his girl with the big tits is riding the pony on his enchanted sword and his friend Dixon cider lives in a mini bus and likes to play charades with his nans ex boyfriend
Person No.1 : Damn that guy looks like a Matthew
Person No.2 : Yeh I bet his southern regions r covered in freckles
Person No.2 : Yeh I bet his southern regions r covered in freckles
by Emogirl69 ;) July 24, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. by Reetayeetalicious boii October 16, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. Professional hunter
Preferred weapon: Front right section of any capable vehicle
Preferred prey: Dogs
Preferred weapon: Front right section of any capable vehicle
Preferred prey: Dogs
by jcv2001 July 28, 2019
Get the matthew pickeringmug.