5-letter shopping

Shopping for any high-end or opulent brand that has five letters in the name. Such as Gucci, Fendi (Roma), Dolce (and Gabbana) , Prada, Louie (Vuitton), Saint (Laurent), David (Yurman), Coach or any other high-end 'five-letter' brand, which originated from the award-winning novel Gypsy Lane: A Love Drama.

I'm heading down to the fashion district to do a little five-letter shopping.
Hopefully I can do some 5-letter shopping at the outlets, so I can ball on a budget.

I just came back from King of Prussia mall, doing some five-letter shopping.

If he's really a baller, tell him to take you five-letter shopping.

by VdDdororVvVVVVVVvv December 10, 2017

Scarlet Letter Cubed

Basically it's a woman who is so spiteful she ruins people's lives with slander and derogatory comments that leave a negative impression on anyone around her. She's the type of woman who hides in anonimity, anomosity, and adultry.

She gets all up on people's business and is very secretive about her own. She loves to be around other guys who are dickbags injecteded with strepto. She never has anything nice to say. She goes out of her way to sabbatoge people's jobs to make a person appear sad and pathetic. Names synonymous to this are Amy, Amanda, and Allison or Stacy,Lacy, Tracy.

used in a sentence
What a Scarlet Letter to the Power of Three!
Definition: Scarlet Letter Cubed: Adjetive Meaning a very spiteful, decietful, ill willed individual.

by LittleLamb777 June 11, 2018

Cock-lette

Cock-lette is what you call the small useless penis on a Sissy or a Trap, and this pathetic cock-lette should always be caged, and may only come out of the caged when her Master says it's okay....

The Sissy got hammered from behind by her Master, her pathetic Cock-lette came a lot out through her cockcage

by MRDK13 November 10, 2018

single-letter difference between God and the IRS

Said letter is "R" --- God tells us to "PRAY with faith and without ceasing", whereas the IRS tells us to "PAY with faith and without ceasing". Otherwise, both "mighty entities" are essentially the same... they act like they've got your best interests at heart, but in reality they just mercilessly "milk you for all you're worth" and then turn their backs on you when you've been drained dry... no further explanation necessary.

Come to think of it, the single-letter difference between God and the IRS isn't the only direct correlation between the two "superpowers" --- because the IRS tells us to PAY so much, it causes poorer folks to PRAY to God a lot more due to their worries over becoming even more destitute from shelling out for their income taxes!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018

eye listening

the act of using your eyes to listen and detect words and images.

‘Sami is eye listening to his besties texts’

by epicsansundertale January 28, 2019

pearlloined letter

A "juicy" missive regarding da queen's alabaster-colored thighs, written to her by a secret lover and then stolen by the Chief Minister in order to blackmail her with it.

The local Prefect and his men had been searching for a long time for the pearlloined letter, yet the wise 'n' wily private detective C. Auguste Dupin was able to find it in just a few minutes by clever deductive reasoning and accurate assessment of the Minister's personality.

by QuacksO March 22, 2019

Penis latte

It is a type of coffee that is made a very specific way, first you would make the coffee mix as normal then, add milk or hot water (which ever you do first) once the milk or water is in, stir it thoroughly with your penis, then add the other liquid you never added first and finish it off with a fat nut into the latte to give it that look so fine and frothy. And that is the penis latte

Customer: "excuse me, waiter, may I please get a penis latte with French toast"
Waiter:"yes sir, anything else for your order"
Customer : "might you give it a little extra tug for that finishing jizz"
Waiter : "yes sir"
Customer : "this is a fine penis latte, I love the frothy-ness from the tugged jizz"

by Mysticfox7521 May 12, 2019