Lick the doorknob

Fuck it, screw it, YOLO

Ahhhh man, just lick the doorknob, get it over with!

by rob lowe 3456 May 1, 2021

licking something

when some one licks something in a picture that they sent you, that means they want to lick you.

*licking something in a picture they sent you* “Wow they want to blow me”

by evansreallllll October 2, 2022

Lick the Dorito

When you're not hungry but you want to taste of a certain food at that moment.

Damn those fries smell good, I wanna lick the dorito rn .

by dave's egg December 7, 2023

Lick the Basement

A phrase used by MAGA trolls confessing their sexual desire to have their taint cleaned by their own mother, orally.

Joe never wiped his butt because he hoped his mom would lick the basement.

by MacTodd August 13, 2024

devious lick

Stealing/cleverly taking things from places like a school or “airport

Yo bro I jus hit a devious lick look what I got..

by Theogmeanings September 11, 2021

Tickle-Lick

The act of tickling one's balls while having oral intercourse.

Wow, I ddn't know she could Tickle-Lick like a pro!

by SpinOnItLikeABleyblade February 18, 2022

devious lick

Usually when you're stealing from school its a devious lick. While stealing you must say L bozo get ratioed. This also includes the song Ski Ski basedgod by lil B(speedup).

Little Timmy: Im bouta hit a devious lick in school today
Chuck: Remember its not a devious lick without Ski Ski basedgod or saying L bozo get ratioed

by Deviouslickgod September 16, 2021