Leftover Pie

When your girl is riding you and you cum inside of her and she cums at the same time. You then stay in that position for 5 minutes until you are limp. Then and only then do you pull out and let the juices seep over your coffee table and into your anal cavity. Realizing you have nothing to wipe it with, you wait 30 minutes to reach home, also realizing that your means of transportation is the same means that you have had intercourse inside. When you arrive at your destination, go straight into the bathroom and take off your boxers, hold it up to the light, and you will notice a wet line from the tip of the iceberg to the end of your tail; Leftover Pie.

Man, I had to wait a whole 30 minutes to smell my leftover pie.

by jemsaif November 28, 2017

left ballock

You use the comment for almost any contact with other

Person- “Shut up dude you’re mean”
You- “My left ballock is mean”

by Your almighty and powerful God December 4, 2017

lefthook

the act of leaving an open credit card behind at a bar due to the distraction of a hook up.

I pulled a lefthook last night. When I left the bar to hook up with that guy, I forgot to close my tab and left my credit card behind. I gotta go get it today.

by Word_slut December 8, 2017

leftovers

The opposite of a snack. Someone who doesn't look attractive and is an instant turn off.

Did you see izzy earlier? She was looking like some leftovers
Christie is looking like a snack

by Skrrrtrav December 15, 2017

Left Side Hug

Putting your chin on the left shoulder of someone you´re currently hugging is a clear indicator for the fact that you want to bang that person right then and there.

Yeah, she didn´t get the hints, so I gave her a left side hug and we went at it on the spot!

by Iwantalekstocuminsideme January 4, 2018

left hand syndrome

When a girl gets engaged everything she does is with her left hand for a while. Left hand is always showing even when not necessary.

She's got major left hand syndrome is annoying

by Butterflyjohn May 12, 2018

left and right titty

two girls who suck lots of dick!!! they love to eat each other’s titties because they are craugy. They are straight, but still sick each other’s titties!!!

Bonqueshia: ohhh they are so cute sucking each others left and right titty.

by bonqueque shaniqua April 8, 2018