National kick nuts day

December 1'st you will be able to kick a boys nuts. They wont be able to say anything all i gotta say is they better run before they get kicked

Kick them in their baby makers so they could feel hurt lol
Boy: wyd
Girl: kicking your nuts
National kick nuts day: just kick a boys balls

by NameMePlease November 20, 2021

National couchie kick day

Tired of girls kicking your dick in on April 9th? Well, I bet you didn’t know what today was. Go ahead it’s national couchie kick day tomorrow. Watch out.

Happy national couchie kick day!

by Daggerpeen April 9, 2019

when the doom music kicks in

you just kill people in the most brutal way

when the doom music kicks in when i take a poop

by gerben is a simp January 26, 2022

Let's Kick This Pig in The Nuts

Let's do this! Let's take care of business!

After our morning meeting I always say"Let's kick this pig in the nuts!"

by Jaimo74 June 16, 2018

double-kangaroo scissor kick

When anyone named Special Ed get kicked in his Vag for trying to give a rusty trombone to a Kangaroo. Warning: don not attempt at home.

Special yelled "titties!!" but suddenly got the "double-kangaroo scissor kick" in his drain cleaner. It was sad.

by TITTIES!!!!!! April 4, 2009

Brain kick out of gear

This happens while doing something a person will totally forget what they are doing .

Worker1-Hey did you get the tools?

Worker2-Yeah got everything we need .

Worker1-Ok hand me the 3/4 socket .

Worker2-Shit I got everything but that.

Worker1-What happened numb nuts did your brain kick out of gear?

by troubledemon February 25, 2010

Kick a ginger day 2

On October 31 kick a ginger and they be to stupid to hit you back.

Me: It’s Kick a ginger day 2
Friend: uh oh

by Pablo Putterson October 22, 2019