by Misanthrope631 September 3, 2020
Get the Self hating jewmug. the smallest penis known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is Joe. the person with the biggest penis discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon
by austin gaykid November 27, 2007
Get the Baby Jew Penismug. A jew store would be the type of store tht sells shirts tht say stuff about over night camp, or other things that you need to have for camp such as stationary, clip boards, etc. They usually sell sugar lips and bracelets that everyone is wearing (jack vaneck's, BRACElets, the soda tab bracelets etc.) You will almost NEVER find someone who is not Jewish as a customer. However, every single Jew in the area will shop there/ have a wardrobe that has a style similar to the style of clothing sold at the store. Much of the merchandise has rhinestones or peace signs. The store employee will assume you are Jewish, and will probably ask you if an item is on you Hanukkah list.
Jewish girl- I am going to a jew store today to stock up on clothes to wear to camp this summer, along with other things I might need. Do you want to come?
Other Girl- I would, but I'm not Jewish.
Jewish Girl- Oh sorry forgot.
Other Girl- I would, but I'm not Jewish.
Jewish Girl- Oh sorry forgot.
by seraC ohW November 6, 2011
Get the Jew Storemug. by Curly February 28, 2005
Get the scooby dooby jewmug. The Waxy Jew Technique is a form of male masturbation. First, the man plugs in an electric candle using wax cubes that emit a fragrance. Once melted down, put a few water drops in the wax to make sure it's hot enough. If the water hardens the wax temporarily and returns to liquid state, you may begin. Next, ejaculate in the candle after your "session" and burn all the unborn children. Flames may appear, the wax may harden up, or the children will dissolve.
"My mom just walked in on me dude..."
"It couldn't have been that bad, bro."
"I was using The Waxy Jew Technique."
"OH SHIT! Did you burn yourself???"
"It couldn't have been that bad, bro."
"I was using The Waxy Jew Technique."
"OH SHIT! Did you burn yourself???"
by RastaShad June 22, 2016
Get the The Waxy Jew Techniquemug. A boss ass nigga, (commonly related to yung jew ), who finesses shit, sells bare green cabbage and steals yo bitches. Can be often seen on the streets of Israel with the jew gang gang . Is identifiable by his/her massive shlong.
by Badbo йццуказзжбдщб December 15, 2018
Get the Lil Yung Jewmug. Getting taken in court by a Jewish lawyer or hiring a Jewish lawyer for that extra edge as a defendant in court.
"I got jewgypsued by that lawyer. "
"Oh, you were up against the firm MMA, a.k.a. Murphy, Murphy and Applebaum?That firm is skilled in the art of Jew-gyp-sue. You had no chance."
"Oh, you were up against the firm MMA, a.k.a. Murphy, Murphy and Applebaum?That firm is skilled in the art of Jew-gyp-sue. You had no chance."
by Bottom-feeder Beater May 14, 2023
Get the Jew-gyp-suemug.