Jam My January

Jam My January is like No Nut Novemer and Destroy Dick December but in Jam My January you have to smash your not on something and then masturbate while doing it. It's up for the challenge will you do it.

Hey are you doing Destroy Dick Decmeber. HEEEEELLL NAHHH man i'm not funna do that if I'm gonna do Jam My January

by Bic Pencils December 3, 2018

Jam

1. To play music on an instrument

2. To play live music with one or more musicians. ( i.e. band practice )

A drummer from another band called to see if I wanted jam with them to see if we were a good fit.
Do you guys want to get together and jam sometime?

by Lee Wrimmington December 6, 2022

JAM

Just a mess.

"Yo this girl is a hot mess!"
"Nah bro, she's a JAM."

"A JAM?"
"Just a mess."

"Ohhh, true."

by LeaveMeASloan April 11, 2017

jim-jam boobaloo

Coincidentally getting a half-erection at an inconvenient or comedic moment.

Alternatively, a Boner Angel.

"Aw, what a Boobaloo, popping a jim-jam in the habeous corposé lesson!"

Alternatively:"Gosh darn, Oprah Winfrey is such a jim-jam boobaloo!"

by Sasquatch Handler Mike April 21, 2020

Wyoming Traffic Jam

When a girl takes a shit and you proceed to fuck the girl with the shit on your dick.

That girl was freaky, she let me do a Wyoming traffic jam and now my dick burns.

by Whahzhxus November 20, 2017

Jammed

1. Fat Nyashh (Big ass) jammed, jammy, Jam. When it jiggles so succulent like ocean ripples.

1. “Yo did you see that gyal over there, she’s jammed up”
2 Shes looking Jammy today ahlieee

by Massi88 July 7, 2022

birthday jam

BIRTHDAY SEX

ARE YOU GETTING THE BIRTHDAY JAM THIS YEAR

by 0FATONY0 August 1, 2017