july 40th

A day that doesn't exist.

Hey! Isn't your sister's birthday July 40th ?
I don't have a sister. Oh, makes sense

by Maraaaaaa December 1, 2020

july 30

national shake that ass day it don’t matter who you with or where u are just shake ass.

“what day is it”
july 30

by imnotTJ June 12, 2023

July 9th

greatest person ever born.will have the characterstics to be the most beatiful ever in mankind

if you are born on july 9th you are very special

by YOU ARE THE BESTT!!! February 3, 2024

Julie

boring.

Everyone at the party- (doesn’t even mention her she’s that irrelevant)
Sam-“ ugh what is she doing, she’s such a Julie”

by Cumslut2000 November 22, 2021

July 13, 2007

Friday the thirteenth 2007
The day the horror film Captivity was Released

Twas the 13th of July a legend was born
This man born on July 13, 2007 was a beast and he was a mighty warrior who could face anyone

by Commander Ivan October 5, 2023

July 31st

July 31st is known across the globe as "National Eat Your Own Shit Day". It is expected and celebrated for people to consume their own fecal matter on live television, or post videos on social media.

Hey Paul, are you participating in this year's July 31st? I hear Janice from the office is, and I'm excited to watch!

by CalenderMan July 30, 2024

July 22

National receive an arch pic day, today is the one day where you can get 1 free arch pic

"babe where's my arch pic"
"Why do you get one"
"Because it's July 22 duhhh"

by Yk I'm Day Guy July 22, 2024