Schrodingers Jerk

A jerk whom says something mean or offensive, if it is taken well he takes it seriously, if it is taken badly he plays it off as a joke.

Tom would always say racist things and then say joking when we got mad, such a Schrodingers Jerk.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024

Clean and Jerk

One of the two lifts in Olympic weightlifting, involving shouldering the weight, and getting the weight overhead. Requires years of dedication to become remotely good at.

He just did a Clean and Jerk while I just did my daily jerk and clean.

by boredom101 March 8, 2024

wizard jerking

the sexual act of dressing an old homeless person and giving the a hand job, then letting them cum in a jar that is then emptied into a cauldron and mixed with different types of herbs. then the concoction is given to the same homeless person as a drink without telling him how it was made

"did you hear about the mass wizard jerking incident!? it was insane!"

by Serbian crab March 14, 2024

Horror jerk

Jerking off to a Benadryl induced hallucination whilst wearing a condom.

I'm going to have a horror jerk tonight.

by God12231234 March 15, 2024

Jerked-up

To be in the condition of a careless and reckless person

He's always jerked-up... He doesn't even say hi when he sees me.

by itishwhatitis March 17, 2024

Jerking the stick

A slang term used for shifting a car with an automatic or manual transmission.

I was jerking the stick later in my brand new minivan.

by Sfam July 6, 2022

Social Circle Jerk

When you do something that's 'gram-worthy, and then you spend the rest of your evening liking every reply, and replying to every reply, and liking and replying to every reply to your reply, ad nauseum.

I posted a great pic of my best beach bod. And now I've spent the last 6 hours doing the social circle jerk. How great llfe is!

by mckwistonator July 26, 2022