Joke

"almighty government"

When the "almighty government" tried to stop his marriage, he made them the butt of many jokes.

by FieroGT80 July 11, 2022

Outside Joke

A fart. That's it.

Man 1: *farts*
Man 2: HEY! You commited outside joke.

by YTB808 studios July 11, 2022

next joke

when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths

person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE

by James Hardtits July 24, 2022

Up joke

When you top somebody's joke with another joke.

"Dick went to the doctor’s the other day
Did Dick?
Dick Did!
Poorly Dick?
Sick Dick!"

Such an up joke.

-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy

"Dick was dining at the restaurant.
Dick was?
Was Dick ever! It was on the tax-payer!
Clever Dick.
Slick Dick!"

Double up joke.

-- Ugly Dave Gray and Graham Kennedy

by WolfsbaneD August 4, 2022

joke

A highly infectious, memetic, audio-borne, non-physical pathogen.
Symptoms include:
Laughter - Laughing attracts civilians that may be infected.
Happiness - The disease affects endorphin reactors, increasing their production.
Talkativity - The disease inflicts an urge to talk, spreading it further.

Andy: "Hey Ben, I have a joke. What do you call a city that smells good?"
Ben: "What?"
Andy: "Aromea!"
Ben: "Haha! Hey Carl!"
Carl: "Yeah?"
Ben: "What do you call a city that smells good?"
Carl: "What?"
Ben: "Aromea!"

This highlights how a joke spreads.

by Cerulity June 5, 2022

Inside Joke

An inside joke is a joke that is only funny to a select group of people.

This is an inside joke. Urban dictionary should not approve it

by seltontrM June 6, 2022

Joke

A sarcasm based sentence used to induce laughter, which either can get the person telling the joke beat up for being too offensive for the receiver, or the joke works and the receiver does not laugh.

Josh: You can't tell me what to do, dishwasher!
Patricia: What the fuck, Josh????
Josh: That was a joke you illiterate forehead

by floopflop June 7, 2022