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Pomp Wood

The best term that has ever been created and immediately forgot. Its Athenian for jew me low why you un back. Makes women explode just hearing the term.
by Jewmelow April 9, 2010
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wood

Cold caller/Lead generator that failed to produce honest or legit work lead leaving the representative of the company empty when recalling the prospect
Brad produced a wood; did he do an honest days work on any calls?
by Lcamy July 8, 2024
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Michael Wood

World's Smartest Native Australian, also a name used to pressure people into doing things.
Man 1: Oi mate skull that beer right now
Man 2: I'm not going to do that!
Man 1: Alright, but Michael Wood
Man 2: Oh no now I have to do it
by Funnel-King May 11, 2018
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Drift wood

When a penis is so long that it tries to float towards the top when its under water.
Guy: "Hey man you are having some drift wood right now."
Guy 2: "Yeah that happens whenever im in a pool. Just ignore it."
by Drift-wood December 24, 2018
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Whopping Wood

a game in which a male hits you over the head with his erect genitalia. it must be over 6 inches. bonus points if the act takes place in the woods. if the guy finishes he loses and if the girl passes out she loses.
i literally had to take her to the hospital. she lost whopping wood in like 5 minutes.
OR
he lost whopping wood on his 3rd hit. he is nothing compared to me.
by ponyspank69 July 9, 2021
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Chris Wood

Chris wood is amazing. He’s humble and kind. He’s funny and incredibly passionate about his roles and campaign. He made a movie called the stew. He’s known for playing Brandon North on Major Crimes , he was on Carrie Diaries as Adam Weaver, he was on Vampire Diaries as Kai Parker , on SuperGirl as Mon-El prince of daxam( he was goofy and intelligent), on Legacies he played Kai Parker, and his most recent role Masters of the universes hes playing Prince Adam/ He-man as a voice actor. ( he has way more roles but these are ones people have seen him more as) Chris wood is awesome dude, he also cares for other people. He made idontmind in 2017. Idontmind is a mental health awareness campaign made by Chris Wood and his Co-founder Edward Schmit. He’s comedic and obviously caring. I simp-ly love him.
Chris wood is hot and I’m jealous.”
by Melwood is very adorable. November 18, 2020
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Colby wood

simp aka he asks for nudes 24/7
girl 1: ew Colby wood just asked me for nudes again.

girl 2: his dick is so small and his cum is clear.
by mynamewastskensoiusedthis January 30, 2020
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