Hood Haiku

a Haiku about life in urban areas, colloquially known as the "hood"

I walked by a homeless man, and he told me a hood haiku

by laroxo December 2, 2010

Chronic Hood Syndrome

When a nigga is so hood that it goes beyond just being hood. It becomes an actual condition.

"Look at this fool. He came to my daughter's graduation with a comb in his hair half unbraided, and a grape ice pop in his mouth."

"Why did you invite him? You know he has Chronic Hood Syndrome right?."

by rudebitch99 November 15, 2018

[Hood Heffer]

1) Used to decribe a female that has has the wrong priorities. Focuses her attention on unimportant matters.
Has unrealistic goals.

Kevin
"Hey Vikkie you don't look so good, maybe you should go to the hospital"?

Vikkie Hood Heffer
"I can't my health insurance is suspended because I haven't paid my premium is 3 months"

Kevin
"Why did you let it get behind"

Vikkie
"I used that extra money to go to allstar weekend"

by Cadillac Kev December 27, 2007

novice hood

When a guy is uncircumcised.

Guy 1: I still have my novice hood

Guy 2: cool

by Yee_masteer March 26, 2017

Billy hood

Says fuck em a lot , loves no hoe and always gotta cup dirty full of xans or lean 🤷🏻 ♂️

Billy hoods cup is so dirty , oh my gosh

by Billy hood November 10, 2018

Hood

A person or thing that doesn’t know what to do in any situation

Person 1: You are a hood

Person 2: Don’t say that, that’s offensive!

by Harry_styleswife January 25, 2021

Hood

Many people have meant to type good, but have typed hood instead. It’s a common typo. That’s why it’s now assumed that hood means hood when used in the right context.

Wow those chicken nuggets are hood!

I’m watching this really hood show.

by Hoodisgood January 2, 2022