dummy check

A check someone gets form the state if are legally considered “retarded”

The only reason why that Timmy has every new shoe is thanks to that dummy check

by Pinzler December 14, 2020

Checking the competition

The act of peeking over the divider between urinals and looking at another man's penis

Dude 1: (Checks the competition)

Dude 2: What the hell was that man?! Are you gay?!

Dude 1: Hell no! I'm just checking the competition.

by Gregalis March 31, 2012

Ho check

Having a friend drive by your house when you arent there to see if your husband or boyfriend is cheating on you

Hey Lori, can you do a "ho check" at my house right now?

by Dr.ballz feeler June 20, 2021

Dry checking

When you are being made fun of in a very subtle way.

Boyyy I know you not dry checking with them busted ass fims (fake Timberlands) on.

by Dirk504 May 20, 2019

Cock Check

A mandatory inspection of a man’s genitals typically preformed by another man.

Hey man, I think it’s time for a cock check. Your overdue.

by Dsiggy19 February 9, 2022

protuberance check

when you get your protuberances checked by other people.

"Let me protuberance check you...one protuberance...two protuberance...three protuberance."

by talking.bush November 20, 2024

dirty check-up

When you go for a prostate exam.

"At 49 i went for my dirty check-up; i came too soon, before the nurse even applied the gloves."

by sor.eal September 13, 2016