book abuse

When you treat your books recklessly, or cause harm to a book without artistic/good intentions

You shouldn't throw that book, it's book abuse.

by iizdanerdest November 12, 2017

danish book

When you have a turd hanging halfway outside your anus, and you slap your ass cheeks together. It creates a distinct splatter effect, similar to closing a book really fast. Usually used by the Danish.

AlberteWise: Hey Tyrone, I gave your bitch a warm Danish Book the other night, she stanky asf

Tyrone: You cool ass cracker

by KevinSpicey October 31, 2017

The Book of Mormon

...it's a musical. THAT'S ALL I KNOW CALM DOWN

1: "YO, do you like the Book of Mormon?"
2: "mf, are you a mormon?"
1: "...no it's a musical"
2: "Wha-"
1: "TURN IT OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH ON HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL-"

by yo...danganronpa June 12, 2023

book hipster

(Noun) Someone who reads the book before the movie comes out or before it is announced that a movie is being created based on the novel

My friends are total book hipsters, they read The Hunger Games and Divergent when they first came out as novels.

by laserbeamsarehot March 13, 2014

Book of Philippines

A biblical chapter recounting an early history of a group of islands in the southeast-Asian area of the Pacific.

I don't know why the Book of Philippines is even included in the Bible, since most events recounted there took place in the Middle East and Africa, not in southeastern Asia.

by QuacksO September 22, 2018

Consult my books

That's what you say instead of saying that you need to google something.

To give you the answer, I'll need to consult my books

by Anastasia911 June 29, 2019

Big book

By the time you get to the end, I’ll be back.

That big book was so fascinating I didn't see how fast time went by! And you're already back!

by Pacha19 September 07, 2017