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How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.
by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024
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Tell me how you really feel

A rhetorical, often sarcastic expression used in response to an overtly intense, blunt, or emotionally charged statement. It implies that the speaker has already made their feelings excessively clear and humorously suggests that there is no need for further candor or exaggeration.
Chloe Price: "Blackwell Academy is a shitty place where shitty people go to be shitty to each other and themselves."
Rachel Amber: "Tell me how you really feel, though."
by Alex_Garlic_Decanter April 30, 2025
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How

An expression of shock, surprise or disagreement commonly used in a stand alone manner by black South Africans.
Me: Did you see scandalous article on President Z in the Daily Sun?

Black South African: HOW!
by ~Rudizzle~ May 26, 2017
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How

how are you doing

How was your day?
Hows your mom doing tell her I’m hot
How is a word how is it a word well idk how how is a word
HOW ARE YOU THE DUMB GO STUDY YOU HAVE 50 AVARAGE IN 2 CLASSES YOU LOSER-mom
by Dabigpp January 18, 2023
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how to kill myself

you googled this atleast one time as a joke and see the helpline ands make the joke "they are gonna help me?" overused as fuck
"i googled how to kill myself and i got the helpline!"
by Joebiden REAL February 18, 2024
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How I met your Mother

A really really really REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY long sitcom about how some random kids listen to how their father met their mother. OR
A really long lecture cause you got in trouble and got caught doing something bad in the bathroom (next time, close the door and lock it)
Kids ima tell u How I met your Mother
Kids: Okay fine i broke a window...
by SomRandumdude January 5, 2023
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