stole home

recieved or performed anal sex

Friend: hey Lisa how was your date with Matt?
Lisa: It was fairly regular, Matt stole home

by the hulktron August 24, 2010

Jerk from Home

When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.

Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.

by Ronny Vegas May 8, 2018

Permanent home

A grave. Usually a subtle way to threaten someone,

Don't get in my face again or you will be a new permanent home.

by weirdalfan1980 November 12, 2016

The Home Alone

When you materbate a home by yourself and cry in shame after

I did "The Home Alone" last night and felt pathetic at having to do so

by Direwolf December 16, 2022

Home homines lupus

(Latin: a man is another man's wolf).

Home homines lupus can be translated to English as a) dog-eat-dog world or b) cutthroat competition

by Sexydimma June 13, 2021

Better Homes and Gardens

Better Homes and Gardens is the fourth best selling magazine in the United States. The editor in chief is Stephen Orr. Better Homes and Gardens focuses on interests regarding homes, cooking, gardening, crafts, healthy living, decorating, and entertaining. The magazine is published 12 times per year by Dotdash Meredith (formerly Meredith Corporation)

Better Homes and Gardens is mentioned in the song "I Save Cigarette Butts" by Daniel Johnston.

by rdesgatrsygh May 26, 2023

do your poopin at home

You walk into a public bathroom in the morning and you see feet under the stall.

And your buddy yells do your poopin at home to embarras the guy.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018