Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.

When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.

by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024

Smoked Ham

A half black half white kid.

Looks like Jodi and Jerome are going to have a smoked ham for Christmas.

by Stuckinher September 26, 2011

Ham Clam

A fat birds gunty vag.

Becky lost her cat. She found it 3 days later in her ham clam.

by SquishyNipple August 26, 2025

Ham

someone who is ugly.

Me : "Shes cute dude."
My friend : "Nah bro shes ham"

by ilovemybloodyvalentine3 March 8, 2023

A ham

A ham is an object, person, word, or phrase in media that shows up once and becomes important later down the line.

The term comes from the 2019 Invader Zim movie, Enter the Florpus, where a literal ham was introduced into the story and later on was used in the final battle.

"Now pay close attention to that ham, cuz it's not the last time you're gonna see that ham in the story." ... "See? There's that ham again."

"God, I had no idea the cat was gonna be a ham. It makes so much sense now."

by ninjnir November 27, 2020

ham casserole

slang for a vagina or pussy, specifically one that is undesirable in nature

Damien, did you really tap that?

Ya, she got that ham casserole but my grandma taught me to finish my food.

by Camaslamian February 5, 2021

Going Ham on the Hammer

When a girl is working with maximum effort on a dudes dick (his hammer) Hard As A Motherfucker(H-a-m) in order for him to bust or ejaculate.

Male friend was talking to his other male friend...... " Yo dude, i pulled this chick named Madison last night back to my spot off the internet and let me tell you man... shorty was going Ham on the hammer kid! "

by Bladez da pro-do's-her July 30, 2021