Upset food coma

When you eat so much food that it hurts

I eat so much food I think I’m going to to have an upset food coma.
“Brittni 2020”

by Big history October 25, 2020

Fish Food Technique

noun: A ridiculously slow method of eating food that is implemented when terribly hung over. It utilizes the pulling apart of one's food into small fish-food sized flakes before being able to eat it.

"Man, J was so hung-over that he was rocking Fish Food Technique at breakfast. It took the dude 2 hours to eat a bagel."

by Shay Rock July 25, 2012

Fast Food Relationships

Gratification of a deeper need, but neither nourishing nor filling. Causes regret, self-loathing and massive weight gain in the long run.

Dang, the last three jerks I dated turned into fast food relationships. I gotta detox or something.

by KB Allstar August 9, 2012

fast food hottie

The thin, flawless, outright sexy girls you see in fast food commercials on television.

Did you see that hot babe on that tv commercial? She looks nothing like the mutant swine you actually see eating at fast food establishments on a regular basis.

*Sigh* I know! Fast food hotties.

by still-single October 17, 2011

Glass in baby food

A random meme that stems from “grossest things found in food” by They Will Kill You on YouTube.

Number 10; Glass in baby food

by Dark raider boss September 3, 2023

Alex's Food Reviews

a British man who tries different foods and reviews them

Alex: Hey guys welcome back to Alex's food reviews.

by KINGCHUBCHUB September 10, 2023

hot food theory

according to the cult kweed f4, every word that ends with "ood" sounds extremely hilarious
it's maybe because they have a weird sense of humor and are immature
the theory came from michael rosen's "hot food" vine

examples include jood, the hot food version of judy
hayden as hood
anna or apple as aood (you can't even pronounce this which makes it even weirder)
i would be surprised if you found this funny as well but please do give it a try on your name

oood bood (ok bye)

a: have you heard of the hot food theory
b: i am already laughing
a: aood lood
b: hood zood
a & b: joooooooood goooooooood
a: it makes no sense
b: ikr

by superiorlesbian September 25, 2020