alaskan fire breathing dragon

when the guy shits and jizzes in the girls mouth and then ducktapes her mouth shut and tickles her untill it comes out of her nose and burns.

i gave ur mom a alaskan fire breathing dragon last night and she's pretty beat up.

by asfdsdaf May 6, 2010

box of fire

When a woman has been infected with a rampant slew of STDs in,on and around her 'box'

Mike: whoa look at that hottie, ide hit it!
Steve: NO! Stay away from it! That chic has a 'box of fire'!!

by seriouslysarahp December 21, 2009

Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.

Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"

by H Fowler July 29, 2012

Great balls of fire

This is a party shot where someone takes a shot of fireball off a guys ball sack. If you can talk some poor schmuck into trying this you'll have ants in your pants trying not to laugh until his balls are on the burner! After a long night of drinking, his salty balls will blister so bad he'll think there was Nair in that shot!

What?! Great balls of fire?!! He had to have known his balls were gonna fry!

by Sean Day Lou Swahili Swag September 4, 2016

Liar Liar Pants On Fire

"Liar Liar Pants On Fire" is a playground taunt that is used to indicate each other whenever they think the other is lying.

It refers to the fact "fibbing" is consider naughty, and pants/bottom 'on fire' is an euphemism for spanking.

Child1: Well my dad can pick up a truck!
Child1: Liar Liar Pants On Fire!

by Roguebfl April 14, 2009

holy fire

a holy fire is when you fill your toilet with tp, light it, and when the flames are high enough you flush.

it was 4 am and we got nothing to do, so we got drunk and worshipped a holy fire in sarah's bathroom.

by dan_azazel March 20, 2008

Yarmando Fire Hose

A sexual act which begins with the male participant lavishing the female participant's vagina in 3 oz. of name brand "Franks Red Hot" condiment sauce. Then the previously stated male rubs his hands together while simultaneously creating a replicated fire engine siren with his mouth. As the female participant begins to feel the burning sensation of the sauce, the male then "puts out the flame" by ejaculating all over the forementioned hot spot.

Yon Jarman: Hey babe, i was at the wash today and all the young kids were talking about the Yarmando Fire Hose. They said all the cool kids were doing it. We should try it, it will make me feel young again, because my cheesy jokes at work arent cutting it.

Barbie Q: Are those the kids who say they think they know ya? Because they recommended the Birmingham booty call and it was fantastic!

Yon Jarman: Even though they cant mow, trim, one of them looks like my gay son, and another spits all over the parking lot, they sure can recommend some good friday night fun!!

by eggsandbaconhesays June 29, 2009