Fake ass beaner

when your Mexican friend act fake asab because you didn't take him to planet fitness because his bum ass couldn't go himself.

Owens a fake ass beaner, He went to the corner store without me like a little hoe.

by Romelius Stepbackski February 3, 2018

fake rack ranch

See Lakewood Ranch Florida. ALL the MILFs have plastic tits and look like desperate housewives. All people in Lakewood ranch have drugs and money.

Yo dude I am heading to fake rack ranch.
Why Dude?
Its lawn mowing day and those cougars be wearin high heels and bikini tops. Those bitches got money.

by bob12345677890 September 18, 2012

Fake non-dick

Person who is a dick but pretends not to be one

Harvey Weinstein, Tom Ashbrook and the guy from Minnesota are fake non-dicks.

by jlb0576 January 6, 2018

Fake craft beer

Beer that is mass produced by a major beer manufacturer but is passed off as craft beer

This bar calls itself a craft beer bar but all they have is fake craft beer.

by rwizzz July 28, 2018

fake-me-out

Girl who looks good from a distance, enough to cause you to loudly proclaim admiration, only to reveal upon closer inspection to possess a busted grill.

I thought I wanted to poon Mary, but on closer inspection she has a busted grill and was merely a total fake-me-out.

by antipatches3030 January 12, 2004

don't fake it to kick it

you don't have to lie or act like you are someone else to hang out with me or be my friend

guy 1: I just got back from climbing Mt. Everest. What a high!
guy 2: Me too. I'm surprised I didn't see you there!
guy 1: don't fake it to kick it! I hang with losers, just not liars!

by Dawnelle June 23, 2008

fake ass hoe

A Zayn Malik

Person 1: "Why isn't he here? He said he would be here!"
Person 2: "He's such a fucking fake ass hoe."

by lmaoassbitch July 20, 2014