fake rack ranch

See Lakewood Ranch Florida. ALL the MILFs have plastic tits and look like desperate housewives. All people in Lakewood ranch have drugs and money.

Yo dude I am heading to fake rack ranch.
Why Dude?
Its lawn mowing day and those cougars be wearin high heels and bikini tops. Those bitches got money.

by bob12345677890 September 18, 2012

Fake Uncle Chris

Josh gates but not

Josh: Wassup
Me: You look like my uncle
Fake Uncle Chris: Ok

by DefinitelyNotAPrayingMantis November 1, 2019

Fake Wizard Man

A stupid moron and abusive moderator who everyone hates

Did you see that Fake Wizard Man, what a jerk

by Flerperperperp September 10, 2018

Fake Ass Bitch

The definition to this word is in reference to a little bitch boy named Trevor Thompson, he refers to himself as T Rev, and likes to go to the beach with people he talks shit about.

Jacob: Come ride

Trevor (Fake Ass Bitch): I’m going to the beach with people I talk shit about
Jacob: Fake Ass Bitch

by Puebhairsinyamouth March 14, 2018

fake-me-out

Girl who looks good from a distance, enough to cause you to loudly proclaim admiration, only to reveal upon closer inspection to possess a busted grill.

I thought I wanted to poon Mary, but on closer inspection she has a busted grill and was merely a total fake-me-out.

by antipatches3030 January 12, 2004

don't fake it to kick it

you don't have to lie or act like you are someone else to hang out with me or be my friend

guy 1: I just got back from climbing Mt. Everest. What a high!
guy 2: Me too. I'm surprised I didn't see you there!
guy 1: don't fake it to kick it! I hang with losers, just not liars!

by Dawnelle June 23, 2008

fake ass hoe

A Zayn Malik

Person 1: "Why isn't he here? He said he would be here!"
Person 2: "He's such a fucking fake ass hoe."

by lmaoassbitch July 20, 2014