Emo hair is a collection of variations of the angular, backward mullet, (esotericaly known as the "hypotenuse"). Emo hair style is also known as the "Swoosh," and should deliberately be associated with the slang adjective "Swish." Almost always black (dyed or natural), emo hair has the unique ablility to make its adherents brain-damaged to the point where they believe looking like others constitutes being unique.
by Marcus Solomon September 11, 2007
Get the emo hair mug.1. A synonmyous variation of "emo sucks," which is an indisputable fact because emo is a false musical/fashion genre with absolutely nothing new to offer other than its own bland hodge-poge rip off of other, genuine musical subcultures, false negativity, and pride in looking like all other emo clones.
2. When one sad emo boy sucks the sad, limp penis of another emo clone.
3. A pathetic "girl punch" and/or "sissy slap" thrown at anyone in the vacinity of an emo clone whom is in the midst of a contrived tantrum.
2. When one sad emo boy sucks the sad, limp penis of another emo clone.
3. A pathetic "girl punch" and/or "sissy slap" thrown at anyone in the vacinity of an emo clone whom is in the midst of a contrived tantrum.
1. I had a mystical vision, wherein the ultimate truth was revealed to me and inscribed in stone it said: "emo blows!"
2. I caught sad Sammy and homo Hank giving each other emo blows under the bleachers at the Sadie Hawkins dance.
3. That emo kid over there just unleased a flurry of emo blows and even though he connected, nobody felt a thing but amused pity.
2. I caught sad Sammy and homo Hank giving each other emo blows under the bleachers at the Sadie Hawkins dance.
3. That emo kid over there just unleased a flurry of emo blows and even though he connected, nobody felt a thing but amused pity.
by Marcus Solomon November 13, 2007
Get the emo blows mug.Any one who doesn't have a crew-cut and can't lift over 20kilos. Also some one, who might be wearing even one item of black/dark clothing, (doesn't matter if it is only shoes or sunglasses) or some one with dark hair (hold on a second your asian so your hair is naturally black?- doesn't matter). Basically something derogatory to call some one who doesn't fit in, in order to ostracize them further. Synonymous with Jew, nigger, faggot, etc.
by shasta752 August 12, 2009
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by BenniBenassi April 18, 2009
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some guy's girlfriend broke his guitar.
so he got irrationally emotional and broke his girlfriend's heart.
6 years ago, mind you.
now he cuts himself because he misses her.
and his guitar.
but he cant afford it because he's too sad to get a job.
so he borrows his friend's dashboard albums to get through the pain.
some guy's girlfriend broke his guitar.
so he got irrationally emotional and broke his girlfriend's heart.
6 years ago, mind you.
now he cuts himself because he misses her.
and his guitar.
but he cant afford it because he's too sad to get a job.
so he borrows his friend's dashboard albums to get through the pain.
by KellyMarie July 16, 2008
Get the emo mug.A bunch of cry baby non-conformists that think the worlds' against them. They care only about the attention they get for being depressed, So I say give them the razor blades and let them end their own fad.
Cry baby bitches
Cry baby bitches
Emo: "did you know if your cut your wrist across you'll only end up in the hospital but if you cut it downward thats a sure way to the morgue." *cries*
by Tyson G July 21, 2008
Get the emo mug.A group on whiny teenagers who sulk on how bad there life is. Most of these winy faggots are very well off and have no reason to whine about everything. The emo guys were tight pants and look like girls. They complain about every little thing and the faggots cut themselves wen somthing dosn't go there way.
by Heil_to_mich September 6, 2008
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