Walnut cracker

A butt that it so thought that can stack a walnut between it cheeks when it flexed.

Check out that walnut cracker says Timo as he longingly gazes across that gym at Sandy’s tight ass.

by The dirty digglet November 4, 2023

Cracker Passer

Someone who is mixed that looks like a white person.

Greg is such a Cracker Passer, he looks so white.

by mudball657 February 13, 2023

Clam Cracker

A Female Trump Supporter from the greater Pacific Northwest.

That Trump rally today will be Filthy with Clam Crackers in Bremerton.

by The word of Gawd January 22, 2025

cracker dust

white male incel cum

"It's hard to talk to clients sometimes because i'm choking on cracker dust"

by liddlejos September 23, 2022

Oyster Cracker

A male Donald Trump Supporter anywhere from the greater Pacific Northwest...

That rally will be full of oyster crackers in Bremerton today....

by The word of Gawd January 22, 2025

Pipe Cracker

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

Bitch eating crackers

A bitch eating crackers is someone (male or female(but usually female)) who no matter what they do like eating crackers pisses you off. Usually has a low IQ or intelligence. Other versions of the phrase include Bitch eating chicken.

Person 1: Hey what's that girl's name over there?
Person 2: doesn't matter bro, you don't want that. She's a dumb bitch eating crackers

by CaptainVinno May 13, 2023