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Remote Closer

A Remote Closer is a sales professional who specializes in finalizing high-ticket deals and transactions remotely. Utilizing digital communication tools like video calls and emails, they engage with potential clients, address objections, and secure agreements without the need for in-person meetings. This role is pivotal in industries like coaching, consulting, and online education.
"As a remote closer, I can work from anywhere while helping businesses close major deals."
by IRSAgents December 27, 2024
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Vegas Close

When you are on the street in Vegas and hotel looks close so you start walking and 20 minutes later you are only halfway there.
We're not walking to the Wynn it's Vegas close. Check your phone it's at least a 30 minute walk.
by Sndvl1999 January 20, 2025
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Logical Closed Meta-Systems

A self-contained, hierarchical framework for logic where the rules for evaluating validity, the allowed forms of inference, and even the definitions of truth are fixed and internally derived. It does not permit external evidence, new empirical data, or alternative rational frameworks to alter its core axioms. Mathematics, as traditionally conceived, is a logical closed meta-system; its truths are derived from its axioms, not from observation of the world.
Logical Closed Meta-Systems Example: Euclidean geometry is a Logical Closed Meta-System. Starting with its five postulates, it builds an entire, consistent universe of theorems about points, lines, and planes. No measurement of a physical "line" in the real world (which is made of atoms) can invalidate the Pythagorean theorem within the system. The system is sealed from empirical contradiction.
by Dumu The Void February 4, 2026
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glass-closeted

A gay/lesbian person who denies being homosexual and identifies as straight despite being obviously attracted to men.
I hate how Jason is such a glass-closeted person. I know for a fact he likes Mark.
by Pug's Sea February 18, 2025
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Joe-closeting

When a poof comes out the closet and grabs a queer Joe cunt and starts gaping his hole making him a paraplegic and ends up becoming his carer for the rest of his life.
Did you know about Joe-closeting his hole for someone.
by Jesuss Crrysst May 24, 2025
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Broken closet door

Spiritual meaning breaking soul ties and bad karma.
by Generalsau July 24, 2025
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Whisper closet

Noun. The natural habitat of a housemother
"Welcome to the sewing room, are you looking for the housemother? She's back in the whisper closet taking measurements on the next birthday child."
by Meinefresser July 25, 2025
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