Canadian Telephone

When you throw a bag of Taki's Fuego, and 5/ paper towels in a highschool boys locker room toilet

Kid 1: Dang it! This toilets clogged!
Kid 2 walks over
Kid 2: Looks like someone pulled a Canadian Telephone.

by AsherAz August 19, 2025

Canadian Cornhole

The legend has it that Canadian women actually prefer to have their ass bred (referring to the act of anal sexual intercourse), keep in mind this is all relatively new scientific research but the results are quite groundbreaking

“Man you know she wants that Canadian Cornhole done”

by Big Sawse October 22, 2020

Canadian Tea-Bag

A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.

My lover cooked me a delicious steak tonight so I let him Canadian Tea-Bag me after dinner.

by Linguistically Cunning June 16, 2022

Canadian Apple picker

A hillbilly boy with a love for apples

Oh hey it's a Canadian apple picker

by Mr.bigboyyyyyy December 12, 2020

Canadian blimpfuck

Fucking the shit out of someone’s mom in the ass so hard her poop flies out of her ass making her fly.

You made me so mad, I Canadian blimpfucked your mother.

by J dolls bill May 27, 2025

Canadian Bastard

A term to describe an arrogant, cocky, and Narcisisstic shithead.

One that thinks Starbucks is better than Tim's.

Boy: You're a real Canadian Bastard at times.

Girl: I dumped his ass.. Turns out he was a Canadian Bastard.

Teenager: Hey man, I'm gonna head to Tim's.
Teenager #2: Fuck no, Starbucks is better.
Teenager: YOU CANADIAN BASTARD! I'LL KILL YOU!

by Mr. Winstonollies February 14, 2017

Good ol' Canadian Orgy

An exceptional event under taken soley on Canada Day (July 1st). Usually after drink and watching the celebration events in eachs respective region, one heads back to a location and preforms such act of unity. It is an example of Canadian kindeness and respect for one another.

Friend 1: Eh, would you want to go back to my place?
Friend 2: Would you want to instead swing back to my place? We're having a Good Ol' Canadian Orgy.
Friend1: Oh, sure, eh!

by The 438 fam June 25, 2017