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californian

Someone who went to Summer camp: mountian climbing, horse back riding. a dork
I meet this hot girl today.. then she told me she was a californian.. i was like never mind
californian by ink_dup November 22, 2007

Californication

n. A California vacation taken by a lonely older chick, usually from someplace crappy like Rochester, NY, for purposes of getting laid by some guy half her age she met on teh internet.
Wow, Amy, tell us all about how you worked Knny on your Californication!
Californication by goatboy February 19, 2005

Californian necktie 

when someone slits another guys throat and pulls his toung out of his neck to make it look like a necktie
that guy hit on my girlfriend so i gave him a californian necktie

Californian Ice Sickle 

The act of pissing into a thin tube, freezing it, and fucking someone with it until it melts.
Bro I did a Californian Ice Sickle on Jasmine last night. She Loved it.

Californian Souffle

When one collects the semen of a young girl and mixes it with the diarrhea of another young girl, adds carrots, peas, and mayonnaise, pours the ingredients into a bowl, and puts it into an oven 375 degrees for 3 hours. it is considered a delicacy in many areas surrounding Central California.
Person 1: Honey, the Californian Souffle is done!
Person 2: Oh boy, time to throw a munch!

Californication

The process in which beautiful states with low populations (I.e Washington, Oregon, Nevada, Colorado, New Mexico etc.) get turned into California. This process is caused by an influx of California migrants bringing their idiotic policies to these states, which subsequently over rides the native voters.
Oregon and Washington were the first states to undergo californication, which happened back in the early 1990s.

Someday Idaho and Montana will become victims of californication.
Californication by Sir Memelot February 3, 2021